A conversation with my father
Yesterday morning I had a very nice conversation with my father in the bathroom. He started telling me he was older than me and therefore he had more experience on life.I know my father pretty well and I knew that was a bad beginning for a conversation between a father and a son. Then he said he didn't like going into the bathroom and seeing that the bath towels, hand towels and flannels were not hanging on the towel-rail. He continued saying he was going to be very frank and that he didn't like dirty baths. He said he would take my shaving-foam, my aftershave and my razor to my bedroom because he was fed up with seeing them on the toilet. He also said that next time I finished the toilet paper, I would have to replace it. Moreover, he said that he was disappointed with me, that he didn't like my attitude and that if I didn't change it, I would get into trouble at home. Haven't I told you it was a nice conversation?